Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you
"No twerk application"
but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air
"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."
"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"
"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."
"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."
"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."
" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."
"Bitch risked her damn life…"
So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!!
i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!
A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now